I want to see his birth certificate!

[Laura]

http://www.votingforjesus.com/

In a "Say No to Satan" campaign led by Bill Keller, who claims that he is "the world's leading Internet evangelist" because of his LivePrayer.com website, Christians are pledging to write in Jesus Christ for president this November.

Within days of Keller's press release announcing the campaign, around 14,000 people signed his online pledge committing to write in their savior's name on the presidential ballot. Keller claims that the current candidates represent "a two-headed coin with Satan on both sides" and that no Christian in good conscience can vote for President Obama, who he says is a "true enemy of God," or GOP presumptive nominee Mitt Romney, who he characterizes as "a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult."

In just a month's time, almost 120,000 people have signed Keller's petition, according to his website.

Keller proclaims, "Now is the time, this is the moment. God may be done with this nation, but His people can make our stand for righteousness, say NO to satan, and help lead this nation back to the Almighty and His Truth!!!"

[Leon.Anus]

ha, it'll be like 1992 all over again.

[observ]

Brought to us by an ex-con with a late-life distance-learning bachelor's from Jerry Falwell U. and a mail-order ordination from this mill. Hallelujah.

[Laura]

I think its wonderful news and I hope more Christians decide to cast their vote for Jesus. Hey Dan, will you be voting for Jesus or Satan this fall?

[Leon.Anus]

naw, he's going to vote for the mormon from new england


bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

whose also a sox and patriots fan

bwahahahahahahahahahahah

oooooh how i love this.

[Laura]

Yeah... The red sox Do suck pretty hard.

[c'est Moi!]

Yeah... The red sox Do suck pretty hard.

I like that

[Leon.Anus]

could be worse and I could be a cubs fan.

[btmc]

So dave became ghost who became the duck who now has become the anus.

[Leon.Anus]

Leon.Anus....


please, details matter in life and it's important to get them correct.

[Laura]

So dave became ghost who became the duck who now has become the anus.

In all fairness, he's always been an anus.

[baritonemichel]

See his birth certificate here:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bi ... ficate.asp

[Nevar]

Has anyone heard about the president's mom? I haven't heard one word about her lifestyle or anything

[krakenblood]

she's dead

[Horse]

The Hawaiian governor claimed for years there was no birth certificate, it didn't exist they said.
Suddenly here it is.....Photoshopped layers and all !! We all know his real name is Barry Saetoro [Soetoro] and he changed his name to Barack Obama after visiting Pakistan, yet the Birth Certificate says Barack Obama

[VirginiaDave]

she's dead

From Jungle Fever. Heyooooooooo

[VirginiaDave]

The Hawaiian governor claimed for years there was no birth certificate, it didn't exist they said.
Suddenly here it is.....Photoshopped layers and all !! We all know his real name is Barry Saetoro [Soetoro] and he changed his name to Barack Obama after visiting Pakistan, yet the Birth Certificate says Barack Obama

Did you know Chiyome Fukino is a Republican?

[Horse]

What does that have to do with Obama's BC having layers?

[Leon.Anus]

because it was photoshoped... duh - And mccain was in on it also, berry paid him off to throw the election when he picked palin and ignore the fact that was wasn't an american... palin went along with it and in return got a reality show...

[VirginiaDave]

Well you seem to think there is some vast conspiracy among Democrats to forge a birth cert when the person who certified it is a Republican who thinks people like you are nuts.

Read this from another one of Obama's staunch supporters, Fox News:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04 ... ate-legit/

[Leon.Anus]

crazy makes for strange bedfellows

[Horse]

Well you seem to think there is some vast conspiracy among Democrats to forge a birth cert when the person who certified it is a Republican who thinks people like you are nuts.

Read this from another one of Obama's staunch supporters, Fox News:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04 ... ate-legit/

Is there any reason why Obama's BC is in multi layers?

Have you ever even heard of that before?


I think people like you are nuts for not finding out why?

[VirginiaDave]

Read. The. Link. Turd.

[Leon.Anus]

yes, photoshop uses layers as does PDF files, the problem is when you scan something directly into a pdf file it does creat image elements that it then combines. What you seem to not understand is that if you take ANY pdf file it will do the same exact thing in photoshop. Thus the proof that it's a vast conspiracy, why Romney doesn't blow it up on the news only proves that he's in on it also.

*illustrator, not photoshop... derp

[abayridgeguy]

yes, photoshop uses layers as does PDF files, the problem is when you scan something directly into a pdf file it does creat image elements that it then combines. What you seem to not understand is that if you take ANY pdf file it will do the same exact thing in photoshop. Thus the proof that it's a vast conspiracy, why Romney doesn't blow it up on the news only proves that he's in on it also.

*illustrator, not photoshop... derp

ROLFMAO!!!

[Laura]

See his birth certificate here:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bi ... ficate.asp

That's not Jesus' birth certificate.

[observ]

That's not Jesus' birth certificate.

His b.c. is stored with the Shroud of Turin.

[Horse]

Liar

[abayridgeguy]

Liar

ROLFMAO

[Leon.Anus]

It's funny because for a guy who was a professional photographer and has shown his expertly shopped work in various high profile galleries and websites doesn't seem to know the first thing about scanning an image and what would happen when you load it up in some editing software. what's up with that horse?

[Horse]

Perhaps you want to explain why there is no seal on Obama's BC

[north ridger]

It's funny because for a guy who was a professional photographer and has shown his expertly shopped work in various high profile galleries and websites doesn't seem to know the first thing about scanning an image and what would happen when you load it up in some editing software. what's up with that horse?

All Dan ever did was point and shoot with his camera. His wife did all the rest of the work, remember? Dan thinks pixels are the little fairies you see in Disney movies.

[Leon.Anus]

NO! LIAR! Dan told us that he did EVERYTHING himself, even those shitty "clean ups" that are on par with what one might expect from a chimp using a powerbook.

[Horse]

All Dan ever did was point and shoot with his camera. His wife did all the rest of the work, remember? Dan thinks pixels are the little fairies you see in Disney movies.

Amazing

[north ridger]

NO! LIAR! Dan told us that he did EVERYTHING himself, even those shitty "clean ups" that are on par with what one might expect from a chimp using a powerbook.

Oh his wife was lying all that time? What a pity.

[Leon.Anus]

yes, she was just angry with him because of the amazing level of his abilities and skills... thus she went online and wrote an epic on par with gilgamesh to simply discredit him and make us think less of him...

[north ridger]

Wow. If it was that bad maybe he should contact an attorney. I hear Holli Palmer is good and in his area.

[Leon.Anus]

When contacted for comment on the matter, female dan commented "He needed to be taught a lesson. While his skills are truely legendary the bible tells us that humility must come first so i created a whole series of blog posts and forum conversations to discredit him on the off chance that the people in bayridge were to find it."

When asked about the emasculating write up about his "Frightened tiny turtle penis" She laughing replied, "no, that was legit, he's had penis problems for years, the doctors have told him it's a combination of a narrow urethra, hypertension, poor diet and a total lack of exercise."

local area pot head Leon.Anus commented on the matter. "A little bit of pot probably would have helped him out with all that. It's good for taking off the edge, unwinding and getting in the mood for "Sexy Time" if you know what i mean."

[north ridger]

When contacted for comment on the matter, female dan commented "He needed to be taught a lesson. While his skills are truely legendary the bible tells us that humility must come first so i created a whole series of blog posts and forum conversations to discredit him on the off chance that the people in bayridge were to find it."

When asked about the emasculating write up about his "Frightened tiny turtle penis" She laughing replied, "no, that was legit, he's had penis problems for years, the doctors have told him it's a combination of a narrow urethra, hypertension, poor diet and a total lack of exercise."

local area pot head Leon.Anus commented on the matter. "A little bit of pot probably would have helped him out with all that. It's good for taking off the edge, unwinding and getting in the mood for "Sexy Time" if you know what i mean."

How can we know what she says is true and what is false? For all we know Dan might play baseball with it and regularly hit triples off the fast ball.

I'm telling you he should really give Holli a call and get out of this situation.

[Leon.Anus]

from looking at him the only grand slam he's into is the one served at denny's