Things I Learned at BR Talk Today

by **bruklinboy** » 04 May 2012, 07:03

In Bay Ridge, the ends justify the means

by **A_Malicous_Duck** » 04 May 2012, 07:09

by **c'est Moi!** » 04 May 2012, 07:43

And some folks are just plain mean.

by **bklyn9** » 04 May 2012, 08:47

that hormones are evil.

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 09:28

that when the same 5 people always have to have the last post a thread will never die.

oh and the best places to watch porn and Stabler naked.

ok. so I already knew the first one but the other 2 count.

by **c'est Moi!** » 04 May 2012, 09:31

Last post
(for now anyway)

by **krakenblood** » 04 May 2012, 09:34

lol Trish, I don't know how that food cart thread is still going strong

by **A_Malicous_Duck** » 04 May 2012, 09:42

figured it was time to update this one.

by **noreaster** » 04 May 2012, 10:23

naked rev. trish wrote:that when the same 5 people always have to have the last post a thread will never die.

oh and the best places to watch porn and Stabler naked.

ok. so I already knew the first one but the other 2 count.

Where are the best places to watch porn? Not for me. For my friend who likes that stuff. Thanks. (from my friend).

by **maggies** » 04 May 2012, 10:24

Further confirmation about my pathetic inability to meet my own needs

by **btmc** » 04 May 2012, 10:27

That ducks think they have fashion sense.

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 10:33

noreaster wrote:
naked rev. trish wrote:that when the same 5 people always have to have the last post a thread will never die.

oh and the best places to watch porn and Stabler naked.

ok. so I already knew the first one but the other 2 count.

Where are the best places to watch porn? Not for me. For my friend who likes that stuff. Thanks. (from my friend).

cherryblossom wrote:Oh, I'm not anti-milf. As a matter of fact, the friend that recommended this book is quite the milf. By mommy-porn, they mean the book they read when they put their kids to bed. Although, according to one of my friends, her husband got laid 3 times this week, so I guess it serves its purpose. But the book itself (only speaking for the first, I wasn't paying for more) was NOT good. It was originally written as fan fiction for Twilight. There are so many things wrong with that alone that it's not even funny. It's like a combination of pandering to the sparkly vampire lovers, Harlequin romance lovers and then adding in some "outrageous" s&m for shock value. Basically, it's written as if it's directed at teenagers (the narrator gets all hot and bothered and says "double crap") and the s&m aspects of it are a little... meh. Oh, and during all of this, the narrator (Anastasia Steele, how's that for a porn name?) is ruled by her "inner goddess"... ugh. It's pretty painful.

If you want to read erotic fiction without paying for it and aren't afraid of wading through some bad stuff to find some good, there's literotica. If you only have a couple of minutes and want to rub one out, youporn or redtube.

A_Malicous_Duck wrote:ummmm like how? redtube.com has a fine selection of milfy filth going on.. granted they have pretty much everything under the sun except scat porn but even that turns my gut.

In the what you can't say to someone's face but wish you could thread (or something like that).

by **Observateur** » 04 May 2012, 10:37

That porn is more popular than kayaking.

by **krakenblood** » 04 May 2012, 10:37

Observateur wrote:That porn is more popular than kayaking.

you needed BRT to teach you that?

by **A_Malicous_Duck** » 04 May 2012, 10:41

***NSFW***
redtube.com
xhamster.com
empflix.com
***NSF***

by **Observateur** » 04 May 2012, 10:44

krakenblood wrote:
Observateur wrote:That porn is more popular than kayaking.

you needed BRT to teach you that?

Of course. I lead a very sheltered life here in the Amish Buddhist monastery.

by **pdett** » 04 May 2012, 10:46

Observateur wrote:That porn is more popular than kayaking.

Synthesis.

by **cherryblossom** » 04 May 2012, 10:46

naked rev. trish wrote:that when the same 5 people always have to have the last post a thread will never die.

oh and the best places to watch porn and Stabler naked. ok. so I already knew the first one but the other 2 count.

season 2 episode 6

by **Observateur** » 04 May 2012, 10:50

pdett wrote:
Observateur wrote:That porn is more popular than kayaking.

Synthesis.

clever/funny!

by **bruklinboy** » 04 May 2012, 12:39

There are never too many threads about watching The Avengers online

by **VirginiaDave** » 04 May 2012, 12:43

I am very fat but I can dance.

by **btmc** » 04 May 2012, 13:26

VirginiaDave wrote:I am very fat but I can dance.

But pls put on a shirt at least, even if it is striped.

by **queenoftheclick** » 04 May 2012, 13:32

LOL Virginia Dave

I've learned on BRT that there are some people who are used to being beat down by life and they want everyone else to feel like they do.

That those who have called people bullies are actually considered BRT board bullies. But I've seen you in person and you don't look like you could harm a fly.

And there are enough good people on BRT who will private message you the funniest messages and even pictures because they know these people IRL. And a picture tells it all.

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 14:17

queenoftheclick wrote:And there are enough good people on BRT who will private message you the funniest messages and even pictures because they know these people IRL. And a picture tells it all.

ummm, yeah. they will. but they can be completely yanking your chain about "knowing" them IRL. Many a bullshit story has been passed off as the truth in private messages because the messenger is nothing more than a total gamer.

by **A_Malicous_Duck** » 04 May 2012, 14:19

Indeed, Google+ is ripe for such antics these days eh?

by **queenoftheclick** » 04 May 2012, 14:28

Actually there are many messengers and the above duck is not one of them.

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 14:36

If only he was the only one.

He's not.

I'm simply telling you that there is no point in trusting second hand info.

by **pdett** » 04 May 2012, 14:38

naked rev. trish wrote:If only he was the only one.

He's not.

This is getting confusing. Am I still me?

by **queenoftheclick** » 04 May 2012, 14:40

Nah it wasn't sent in that manner - not the usual clowns. A couple of links backed it up as well.

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 14:41

pdett wrote:
naked rev. trish wrote:If only he was the only one.

He's not.

This is getting confusing. Am I still me?

I'm unsure of you. There have been many unanswered questions lately about you that have not yet been resolved:

the whole Britney thing
whether or not you would survive 1 hour in a room full of 1st graders
whether or not you're an ethical work

sigh.

by **pdett** » 04 May 2012, 14:58

naked rev. trish wrote:the whole Britney thing

I think I have plausible deniability on this one. Pictures or it didn't happen.

whether or not you would survive 1 hour in a room full of 1st graders

Likely physically intact, emotionally scarred.

whether or not you're an ethical work

I are a biased.

I trust this settles the matter. Also, apologies to CB for the Irish Goodbye thing (I had to look that up). It was time to go.

by **beerman** » 04 May 2012, 14:59

wanna know what i learned today
close you eyes what do you see
( not you duck because i know you see naked women)

by **naked rev. trish** » 04 May 2012, 15:00

Ok. Feeling a little better about you now.

[insert CB being irished joke here]

by **VirginiaDave** » 04 May 2012, 15:03

pdett wrote:
naked rev. trish wrote:If only he was the only one.

He's not.

This is getting confusing. Am I still me?

You're not lucky enough to not be.

by **cherryblossom** » 04 May 2012, 15:12

pdett wrote:
naked rev. trish wrote:the whole Britney thing

I think I have plausible deniability on this one. Pictures or it didn't happen.

whether or not you would survive 1 hour in a room full of 1st graders

Likely physically intact, emotionally scarred.

whether or not you're an ethical work

I are a biased.

I trust this settles the matter. Also, apologies to CB for the Irish Goodbye thing (I had to look that up). It was time to go.

No wories! I left not too long after; I was exhausted. At least I can only be guilted out of bed with the "but it's my birthday!" once a year. Stupid triple overtime just to lose.

by **pdett** » 04 May 2012, 15:37

VirginiaDave wrote:You're not lucky enough to not be.

You wish, racism sciencer!

by **bruklinboy** » 07 May 2012, 18:18

Today it seems we're in search of the one armed man

by **bruklinboy** » 07 May 2012, 20:05

CB and VD go to the same gynecologist :shock:

by **cherryblossom** » 07 May 2012, 20:07

I too am fascinated. I guess Laertes was right about Dave having a mangina. Who knew?

by **A_Malicous_Duck** » 07 May 2012, 20:17

it would explain the moose knuckle.

by **cherryblossom** » 07 May 2012, 20:35

I wouldn't know... last couple of times we went out, he's worn a tutu.

by **VirginiaDave** » 07 May 2012, 20:40

bruklinboy wrote:CB and VD go to the same gynecologist

I go for the magazines.

by **cherryblossom** » 07 May 2012, 20:43

I heard you're the type that only looks at the pictures. You know, there are some great articles in there!

by **VirginiaDave** » 07 May 2012, 20:50

I'll take your word for it.

by **bruklinboy** » 09 May 2012, 20:57

hooters is a place where there is a lot of hoping
:lol:

by **bruklinboy** » 22 Aug 2012, 18:47

not only is slavery not such a bad thing............but it would seem so is rape...................not such a bad thing

by **Purple Nurple** » 22 Aug 2012, 18:49

Wanna cuddle?

by **VirginiaDave** » 22 Aug 2012, 18:51

bruklinboy wrote:not only is slavery not such a bad thing............but it would seem so is rape...................not such a bad thing

Statistics show raped slaves are the most satisfied with life.

by **bruklinboy** » 22 Aug 2012, 18:52

Purple Nurple wrote:Wanna cuddle?

i told you, I'm spoken for

by **Purple Nurple** » 22 Aug 2012, 18:53

Forced cuddles it is!

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