Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice

[VirginiaDave]

sorry, no catholics allowed.

I'm not a real one. I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

[Observateur]

sorry, no catholics allowed.

I'm not a real one. I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

But you're special: You were excommunicated by a Southern Baptist.

[VirginiaDave]

sorry, no catholics allowed.

I'm not a real one. I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

But you're special: You were excommunicated by a Southern Baptist.

That's why I started my own religion.

[pdett]

I'm not a real one. I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

Okay, fine. You're in on a trial basis. I don't want your cowbell stepping all over my electric triangle solo, so tone it down.

The band's name is now "Pdett and the Chosen 1 and 2 Other Guys of Indeterminate Faith featuring Gay Virginia Dave".

Also, you have to be gay.

[billy]

I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

Which guarantees a 100% success rate of preventing unwanted pregnancies.

[Observateur]

"Gay friendly Virginia Dave" isn't enough?

Also -- I'll play the spoon (singular spoon, not plural).

[VirginiaDave]

I will be very happy. (yes, I chose the 1950's gay)

[billy]

You may want to consider cancelling the Uganda Tour dates.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/afr ... story.html

[pdett]

"Gay friendly Virginia Dave" isn't enough?

No. Maybe, maybe we can send him to get de-gayified by Marcus Bachmann after the tour, depending on receipts.

Also -- I'll play the spoon (singular spoon, not plural).

Excellent! What's the sound of one spoon... spooning? I don't know, but I bet it plays well on college radio!

[billy]

All this gay spoon stuff has me wondering. Are sporks asexual?

[pdett]

All this gay spoon stuff has me wondering. Are sporks asexual?

Hmm. Tough one. I want to say "hermaphroditic".

Meditate on this, I will.

[the ghost of dave]

sorry, no catholics allowed.

I'm not a real one. I approve of contraceptives and the gays.

do you now....

[abayridgeguy]

V.D. - It's H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, FOR YOU...!

[the ghost of dave]

oh i think he's been doubling up on the sticks for sure.

[I know, but...!]

Jesus was the Harry Potter of his day.

[nyujoe]

Actually Dan, no lie at all. All you had to do was scroll up on your link and you would have seen your first statement before you amended it (see below in bold).

by Horse » 06 Feb 2012, 19:57

Observateur wrote:
And since you don't live anywhere near Bay Ridge, you're clueless re:, and can't contribute to, the mass of local-issue threads.



I'll tell ya what....I'l stay out of the local threads if you stay out of the non local ones.

Deal?

Oh...that's right, I don't post in any local issue threads