Here we say what we can't say in real life to someone

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:32

It's my day off. Stop emailing me with your stupid f*cking questions. You CAN live without me until Monday. You don't need to know this f*cking minute if I ever set up that lunch date with that person you want to schmooze for the day you are free at the restaurant you always wanted to try.....

and no, I didn't. She didn't respond. She's just not that into you.

by **the ghost of dave** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:40

tell her i'm available for lunch

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:45

Oh now that would be priceless. I'll tell her it's set up....and YOU meet her at the restaurant instead of Ms.X....
You tell her that that at the last minute Ms X has been called into a meeting, so she sent you to represent the company. Oh that would be fun.

by **bklyn9** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:47

ooh...
would love to say to a particualr person so do u have your job cuz ur good at blow jobs or banging?

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:48

bklyn9 wrote:ooh...
would love to say to a particualr person so do u have your job cuz ur good at blow jobs or banging?

by **bklyn9** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:50

yea this company has made me bitter..lol

ooh i have another one

camel toe is not in....wear clothes that fit you you dumb bitch..stop asking me how you look cause its killing me to be nice about it.

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 13:55

9'er That's the spirit!

That may be a $900 designer shift your wearing, but you look like you just broke out of the hospital with that thing on, especially with the Restalyn injection bruises all over your mouth......
( and everyone tells you that you look fabulous......they're lying to you).

by **c'est Moi!** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:17

bklyn9 wrote:yea this company has made me bitter..lol.

I can certainly identify with that!!!

Bitterness liberally sprinkled with disillusionment, WRT the financial services field anyway.

by **c'est Moi!** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:18

Tara wrote:9'er That's the spirit!

That may be a $900 designer shift your wearing, but you look like you just broke out of the hospital with that thing on, especially with the Restalyn injection bruises all over your mouth......
( and everyone tells you that you look fabulous......they're lying to you).

That is cattiness worthy of a queen bitch!

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:27

Thank you.....I've been working on being more catty and bitchy...
People have been telling me I'm too naive and soft.
Practice makes perfect.

No, really if you met this woman, I'm being kind.

by **the ghost of dave** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:33

sure, give me 10 mins to study up on them and i'll lay the BS out hard and heavy... besides it's not like any of those upper management types know what they are talking about, simply a slew of bullet points with no real knowledge of what's going on underneath.

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:38

the ghost of dave wrote:simply a slew of bullet points with no real knowledge of what's going on underneath.

OR

9'er wrote: blow jobs and banging

Haaaaaa I crack me up.

by **chopper** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:46

Camel toe, you say?

by **the ghost of dave** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:49

yes, camel toe, it also has a fugly sister called moose toe...

by **bklyn9** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:52

camel toe is not cute..its just assuring the world that yes...yes you are a slut that would bang the homeless dude if it got you somewhere

Yea tara..im coming out of my nice shell too....

Damn company..grumble grumble

remind her that freezing her face to match her heart and personality is only a temporary fix.

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:53

OMG....I thought camel toe referred to some type of gladiator sandal or something shoe oriented.
I just looked it up.
I think I'm done for the day now.

by **cherryblossom** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:54

I thought it was camel toe, moose knuckle?

by **Laertes607** » 16 Jul 2010, 14:54

Ummm, excuse me. Who is that under you?

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:00

bklyn9 wrote:remind her that freezing her face to match her heart and personality is only a temporary fix.

Oh geez.....her frozen heart explains her perfectly.
She has several million, spends about 12K a month on dining and clothes...
What did she donate to charity last year? $1K.....
and it was to her own foundation.

She attended a benefit dinner/dance for another charity, as a guest of a major corp...
and when they asked for the $100 donation, she said she didn't donate...she was a guest.....

$100 bucks! $1000 a year!!

I donate more than that a year, and my income is pretty measly really.......

by **the ghost of dave** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:05

and thus why you don't have millions to your name....

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:14

the ghost of dave wrote:and thus why you don't have millions to your name....

Yes, True. I have considered that. But I really believe we have to give back when we can. When we can is subjective, I guess....but, I'm not homeless or starving.....and if $20 or $50 here and there can really make a difference to someone, when I would probably just spend that on wine or cigarettes...........I have to give it.

Hmmmmmm

If I quit smoking and drinking, well.....I'd have a lot more money than I do. Still, probably not millionaire.

Shut up ghost of dave. You are making me feel bad now.

by **the ghost of dave** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:17

no it's because there are two types of people in the world.. those who give and those who don't...

Those who don't are selfish pricks who think society is there for their benefit, they are known as republicans.

by **Tara** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:27

Well......... I don't really agree with that.

I'm registered democrat, but I really think that I am more towards Working Family Party with some Libertarian Ideals. ( although PSB will shout at me that I am bleeding heart liberal every time...I dunno).
Anyhoo.....
Republicans do donate generously to animal charities, often.

And many of the animal welfare bills in congress were supported by Republicans.

I'd imagine they support other charities too.....but I don't have that data. The only human service charity I am involved with ( Reaching Out Community Services) does not collect that data. Admittedly, I'm more into animals than people.

by **Laura** » 16 Jul 2010, 15:53

I keep finding myself typing things that I do say in real life :-(

by **maggies** » 16 Jul 2010, 17:40

Dear friend it was very kind of you to include us and give us tix to the play that everyone wants to go to. Even though we didn't ask you did that for us. We are so grateful down to our empty pockets. Do you really think you should bring up the price you paid for the tix every time we have seen you since then? Next time you are feeling generous please choose some other charity case.

by **domitir** » 16 Jul 2010, 17:51

No matter how many times you reconfigure and rebuild the blue work tarp tent on poles over your make shift outdoor table after it falls from the wind or a rainstorm, know that it is NEVER ever going to look like a fancy gazebo. No matter how hard you try. Please stop.

by **chopper** » 16 Jul 2010, 18:00

No matter how loud you make your Harley, it will still get spanked by any bone-stock sport bike with half the engine displacement. The only way you'll beat its owner to the next stoplight is to steal his key.

by **naked rev. trish** » 16 Jul 2010, 18:27

Your effing a.c. sucks. You should have thrown it out instead of dumping it on me. Now it's dead, and I get the honors of springing for a new one and getting rid of your garbage, you lazy jerk.

by **Laura** » 16 Jul 2010, 23:10

I would say this to the person in question, if I felt that communicating with them would serve any purpose.

You've been quite the asshole today. Not just an asshole, a real fucking asshole. Days like today are why you will die alone and forgotten.

by **bklyngirl** » 17 Jul 2010, 09:16

ooh me likey this thread concept, particularly after the week I just had!

To a certain family member: You're being nice to everyone else and so nasty to the both of us when we try to help. I'm tired of being one of the targets of your displaced anger the past few weeks. I wish I could've said what I was really thinking in the moment of your remark the other day: You sound like you're more upset by the "inconvenience" this has caused in your life than anything else.

by **the ghost of dave** » 19 Jul 2010, 11:06

hey you with the double wide stroller, MOVE IT

by **Laura** » 19 Jul 2010, 11:17

You can say that in real life...

by **the ghost of dave** » 19 Jul 2010, 11:32

i could, but it would probably cause more issues.

by **Laura** » 19 Jul 2010, 11:40

Ooh here's one I'd like to say to a number of my facebook friends.

Why do you people keep breeding? One sickly child you can't afford not enough for you?

by **the ghost of dave** » 19 Jul 2010, 11:57

8 years of abstinence only, they don't know any better.

by **cherryblossom** » 19 Jul 2010, 15:19

I don't want to vacation with you and your Satan child... I don't even like when you go to the bathroom and leave me alone in the same room with that kid.

Stop asking me if this is the cutest/smartest kid I've ever met. I'm running out of creative ways to deflect the fact that I'm never going to say yes.

I understand that you got the surgery because it was painful having those huge gazongas weighing you down, but you really should have asked the doctor to leave you with boobs bigger than your belly. The fact that you paid for that outcome should be twice as painful as what you had before.

That tattoo is really tacky.

by **bklyn9** » 20 Jul 2010, 08:30

you dumb biatch...are u really shocked why your husband left your ass....u dont cook, clean or do laundry...and you dont work but sure ill watch your animals i mean kids cuz u need to do something for yourself...really i dont work 50 hours a week cook, clean, do laundry and take care of a parent.....oh wait i do.....stupid selfish bit.....

by **the ghost of dave** » 20 Jul 2010, 09:50

/snicker

by **bigwillthechamp** » 21 Jul 2010, 14:15

the ghost of dave wrote:/snicker

Racist...

by **the ghost of dave** » 21 Jul 2010, 14:19

how can i be racist?

I'm 1/8th irish....

by **bigwillthechamp** » 21 Jul 2010, 14:24

Dear XXX,

Like many of the intense relationships in my life, our time was brief. And when it ended, I was sure that I would never love that way again.
Now I'm not so sure. I've met someone that I care a great deal about and look forward to spending lots of time with this person.
Yes it hurt and still stings to this day. But rather than make me feel like I could never feel that way again, I think instead, I've opened my mind up to the possibility that I could. That despite my past, I can still open up to someone in that way.
I still love you intensely and I could never talk to you or see you ever again. But our time was special and I will never forget it.

Will

by **naked rev. trish** » 21 Jul 2010, 16:56

you know that commercial about how air doesn't discriminate? add stupid to that - clearly it doesn't either.

by **Laura** » 03 Aug 2010, 11:34

Why do you keep posting pictures of yourselves kissing your boyfriends/husbands. Really, no one looks attractive when they're kissing (unless its staged and shot by a professional) and you look especially awkward trying to take pictures of yourselves kissing at an arm's length. No one wants to see your tongue snaking into your significant other's mouth. Just stop it. Its gross.

by **Altereedem** » 03 Aug 2010, 11:47

the ghost of dave wrote:yes, camel toe, it also has a fugly sister called moose toe...

i prefer to say it like the Boricuas say it...

"Tu tienes una chocha ahogado"

( lit you've got a pussy that you're choking )

by **Laura** » 03 Aug 2010, 11:48

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by **the ghost of dave** » 03 Aug 2010, 12:13

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

gotta remember that one on the next adventure into sunset park.

by **beerman** » 03 Aug 2010, 12:14

like when here Laretrs can insult me here
but not to my face

by **the ghost of dave** » 03 Aug 2010, 12:15

who knows, maybe next time he runs into the street he'll get clipped by the mr softie truck.

by **beerman** » 03 Aug 2010, 12:17

the ghost of dave wrote:who knows, maybe next time he runs into the street he'll get clipped by the mr softie truck.

by **Laura** » 03 Aug 2010, 12:27

the ghost of dave wrote:who knows, maybe next time he runs into the street he'll get clipped by the mr softie truck.

Oh dave, you filthy sinner. Better accept Jesus before you're condemned to hell, then you can say shit like that all you want without fear for your immortal soul.

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